member #1
name: specky
age: between billion to trillion years old
last seen: spotted in front of tuition centre x wearing a white shirt - target was
approaching perdana car
occupation : gossiper
current status : lurking around my facebook profile looking for information on
my whereabouts
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member #2
name : blacky
age : lived in the dinosours era
last seen : not anywhere recently
occupation : busy body
current status : unknown
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member #3
name : apom balik
age : old enough
last seen : in front of his house with a toddler
occupation : back stabber
current status : waiting for info on me
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member #4
name : curry
age : kinda young ( but not too young)
last seen : eating in the school canteen
occupation : part time busybody
current status :getting info on me from a girl
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member #5
name : butter stealer
age : wears artifial teeth..you can guess the age
last seen : last friday driving a brand new honda accord car
occupation : full time life ruiner and butter-stealer
current status : has launched pretend-to-be-nice-with-me programme
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member #6
name : black
age : who cares?
last seen : last friday riding a motorbike to town
occupation : part time rumour-creater
current status : has absolutely nothing to talk about me
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member #7
name : handkerchief
age : older than planet earth
last seen : last wednesady walking into school while clutching a stack of books
occupation : full time irritant
current status : teaching students bad languages
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member #8
name : mouse
age : unknown
last seen : walking to KFC
occupation : part time caste fanatic and full time busy body
current status : has teamed up with a female associate to gossip about me
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member #9
name : pants kembang
age : lives in the era where disco was once famous
last seen : yesterday in front of my house
occupation : talking bad about others
current status : such a busybody
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profiles completed
the gossip gang's next meeting will be next month
~ i did not include the actual names of each member in order to protect their privacy~
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